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David crosses the finish line of life... [Jun. 4th, 2009|01:10 pm]
wyngarde


He showed up in about everything I watched as a kid. He was my first "It's that guy!" guy. It's sad that people only know him from his bad monolog from "Kill Bill".

The Nick Atoms almost got to perform at a venue with him. There was a convention being planned and The Nick Atoms and Dave's band were going to perform, but the Con never got off the ground.

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/actor-david-carradine-found-dead-bangkok-ap\

Check out the over 200 other things he did besides "Kill Bill" and "Kung Fu":

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001016/

So long Dave.
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UP! The latest in these rotten remakes! [May. 29th, 2009|03:18 am]
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[mood |angryangry]

In 1976, Russ Meyers, boobie movie king, made a movie called "Up". It had many naked, large breasted women, Hitler, psycho lumberjacks and a horny sheriff. Here's the proof:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075376/

Pixar has remade this movie, "Up" and it opens today. I watched it and I have to say it's the worst remake I've ever seen. Compare:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1049413/

It's a story of and old man and a house that he zooms around in. There is not one large breated woman in the film and they've completely removed Hitler. What the hell?

You got a heartwarming story about a man trying to fullfill a wish to his late wife and an amazing adventure that follows. It's got lots of twists and it's good, low key humor and the action is great. Great voice performances and once again, Pixar moves to new territory to prove they can keep making original films that are amazing to watch. This one has much more of a love story with a fresh twist to it that Pixar's ever done before. Sure, Pixar made another great movie, but why call it "UP" if they aren't even going to follow the original?

So until a proper remake of "Up" is made, I'm going to have to boycott Pixar! But be your own judge! Go see Pixar's loosley based "UP" and decide for yourself!

Screw spelling. It's 3 AM.
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As It Should Be! [May. 27th, 2009|09:27 am]
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Not sure what to make of this one... [May. 18th, 2009|11:51 am]
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...But I dug it!

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Forgotten! [May. 18th, 2009|11:35 am]
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With the new and awesome Star Trek movie, I'm shocked that many people have forgotten this song:



Learn it and sing it the next time you watch Star Trek!
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Thanks To Joyful... [May. 18th, 2009|10:50 am]
wyngarde


You laugh now...But it will happen with Lorenzo Di Ventura controlling the Hasbro properties...

But I really can't wait for "My Little Pony vs. Care Bears"
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The Time Has Come! [May. 13th, 2009|08:39 pm]
wyngarde
A long time ago, Sean Connery was in the movie, "The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen"

Or "LXG" for you hip kids..

The reaction was a mixed one...But I found a way to unite us all! I vowed to start...

"THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY CONNERIES"

ANYONE can join, but here are the rule:

1. Only 1 Connery per person and no one can have the same Conneries.
2. Once a Connery has been claimed, no one else can have it. Once all of Connery's movies have been taken, the League will be full. Enteries will open again should a) Connery make another movie or b) Some one denounces their Connery.
3. To be an official member you must put your head on Sean Connery's body from that movie and declare yourself to be that Connery, as seen in my example.
4. Each Bond movie counts as a separate Connery. But the pic had better be good. Same goes for Highlander and any other movie Connery plays the same character.
5. Include a Connery quote, if possible.
5. Good Luck and be creative!

This is my Connery choice!Collapse )
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BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL! [May. 13th, 2009|01:48 pm]
wyngarde
THIS SOUNDS LIKE CRAAAAAAAP!

Warner Bros. sees the big-screen version as a gritty fantasy and reimagines Prince Adam as a soldier who sets off to find his destiny, happening upon the magical world of Eternia. There, Skeletor has raised a technological army and is bent on eradicating magic.

Not even the most powerful man in the universe can stop marketing!
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If it was 1976... [May. 12th, 2009|06:17 pm]
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This would be quickly turned into an awesome, over the top movie from American International.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20090512/sc_mcclatchy/3231765

"It was made to control bug popualtion! But something went wrong and a small town is in for a night in HELL!"
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Monday Morning Safety Time!!! [May. 4th, 2009|01:27 am]
wyngarde
Now we head to Canada! Yes, they have jobs too. And where there's jobs, there's DANGER! Note that these are much more guilt tripped than your standard Sid Davis production. The non-hurt people are really made to feel like crap.

As they should be.



The last part is radio commercials, so no, you did not go blind.

Have a great work week!
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