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Job Perks [May. 22nd, 2006|05:00 pm]
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This is great…

At my job, I send out packages thru DHL Express. (Formally Airborne Express) Each package, as you can guess, has a tracking number. The computer assigns these numbers to the packages and about once every year, the computer runs out of numbers and you have to 'Add Numbers To The Computer'

A message pops up on the DHL's computer and tell you to add numbers and call this number: 1-800-I-AM-HELP. So my co-worker (It's Guy, for those of you who really know me well...) turns on the speaker phone to get help around the room and it's now a porno phone number.

DHL has given us a porno line to call when I need help with their equipment.

Go ahead. Call it. You won't get charged.

Funny huh? How am I supposed to mail out these packages when DHL Express's number if their help line is an adult phone line? Now I've got to tell my boss this as well.

Also: I am trying to figure out what the new words spell out. Any ideas?

[User Picture]From: nekhochan
2006-05-22 10:17 pm (UTC)
LOLZ I'm sure those ladies may be able to help you with your package...*snicker*
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From: libra_dragon
2006-05-22 10:21 pm (UTC)
It's a German company so probably so long ass German name.
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[User Picture]From: devospice
2006-05-23 12:41 am (UTC)
HA! That's awesome!

As for what else it spells besides I-AM-HELP, I plugged the numbers into phonespell.org and the only remotely pornographic one it came up with is HAM-HELP. :)
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[User Picture]From: arnoldtiller
2006-05-23 02:39 am (UTC)
You should be thankful that it didn't spell 1-800-4-DPR-PRN........
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[User Picture]From: nekhochan
2006-05-23 03:48 am (UTC)
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