It's Hard To Be Humble...

MOVIE POSTER FRIDAY!!!

2008-05-08T15:18:35Z

Will be a vacation for a small time.

MOVIE POSTER FRIDAY!!!

2008-05-02T15:16:36Z

SPECIAL NINTENDO EDITION!

MEGA-MAN

This cover was not good. The game is amazing and set trends for the NES. But the cover was bad. Even laughable to a point for what this game was really like. It should have looked like this:

MEGA-MAN

I have no idea where this cam from. Found it by accident. But it's wicked. And it represents the game very well.

But there were other games that had covers that stunk. They may have had great games contained in them...

COLOR A DINOSAUR

The coloring book was not enough. The modern kid needed the precision of the NES controller to color detailed pictures. I'll bet people working at the store kept getting asked, "What is this game about?".

ARCTIC PENGUIN & SEAL ADVENTURE

What's that penguin going to do with that diamond? Why does the walrus looking seal want it? Did the seal steal the club from a fur trader? So many questions!

BEE 52

Well, it comes with a free poster! It's gotta be good!

DONKEY KONG JR's MATH

How many Grandma's bought this. How many sad children were their Christmas morning. How many I ask you?

10 Yard Fight

Is it just me, or does it look like you have to run around and catch turds?

BABY BOOMER

"Best rated light gun game". With a baby. Fun Fact: This game sells for over 100 bucks. This is also the only game that says, "Don't Shoot The Nuggets!"

WEREWOLF: THE LAST WARRIOR

Horrifying bright yellow! The artist ran out of time and said, "I know! He'll bust out of the package and I won't have to draw a background!"

DRAGON FIGHTER

This was the last picture taken of the Dragon Fighter.

A BOY AND HIS BLOB

Give the blob jelly beans and he turns into many things. And judging by the kids face, the umbrella is not working. This game is as frustrating as "Raiders Of The Lost Ark" is for the ATARI 2600.

CAPTAIN SKYHAWK

Is that a badly drawn Tie-Fighter in the corner?

ANTICIPATION

Will it be a game with playing, let alone dropping 50 bucks for it? the ANTICIPATION is to great! And the girl in the center is about to do the "5 dollar foot long" thing.

THE ADVENTURES OF GILLIGAN'S ISLAND

While Gilligan's distracted, is the Skipper signing for you to pass a joint or drop your pants?

BLACKJACK

Which do I comment on: The woman with a water fountain coming out of her head, the Sheik and the houseboy having a moment or the cowboy who had a stroke?

BAD STREET BRAWLER

Being beaten by a guy wearing a golden vest and shorts must be humiliating...

DEATHBOTS

You know the game is no where as wicked as this cover.

ZOMBIE NATION

As well as this game, too...

BANANA PRINCE

The blond haired girl knows why this game it called "Banana Prince"

DAY DREAM'IN DAVEY

YAAAAAAAAAAAY! I'm Special!

BIBLE ADVENTURES

And lo, Moses dropped a boat on his foe and allowed a midget to whip him.

BIBLE BUFFET

When I think about God and religion, food running around is what comes to mind. Especially those from Fast Food land. Why was this not covered in "The 10 Commandments"?

CHEETAH MEN 2

They're back! And you didn't even know they were here in the first place! And this is why Andrew Lloyd Webber is not allowed to make video games.

AMAGON

I don't even know where to begin on this one.

S.C.A.T.

You know you have a good idea what the game will be like when it's called "Scat"...

COWBOY KID

Their love broke many of the rules of the old west. For use with the power glove.

BUBBLE BATH BABES

Games like these build that "hand/eye" co-ordination.

Fun Fact: This game sold for over 500 dollars on Ebay. It was also re-released as "Mermaids Of Atlantis" with bras added.

There you have it.

Now go see "Iron Man".

And catch "Possible Oscar's" show this weekend.

And see "Iron Man" again.

IRON MAN!

2008-05-02T04:18:32Z

Best movie sex I've had in a long time!

Stay for the end of the credits. You get something VERY unexpected.

If you are a HUGE fan of Jarvis, I'm sorry.

Stop reading and go see what a great super-hero movie should be.

IT'S THURSDAY.

2008-05-01T14:45:08Z

Do you know where you are?

HEY! AP_NATEBOI!

2008-05-01T13:38:22Z

Watch It While You Can...

2008-04-29T04:30:55Z

Bootleggo Batmano...

More Cool Batman Stuff...

2008-04-28T16:27:16Z

What will happen when the timers on the portraits run out?

http://whysoserious.com/itsallpartoftheplan/

The closest location for me is Chicago and that's not gonna happen for me.

HEY! POWERSALAD!

2008-04-26T05:05:35Z

MOVIE POSTER FRIDAY!!!

2008-04-25T17:06:27Z

ROUND 2

Last week, Doug McClure took credit for being the real life inspiration for The Simpson's Troy McClure!

All was fine until Troy Donahue showed up and claimed HE was the real lie inspiration! Here's last week's link if you need a reminder:

http://wyngarde.livejournal.com/178158.html

We went through some highlights of Doug's career and now...

Hello! I'm Troy Donahue! I was born in 1936 and my real name is Merle Johnson, hunt. Like that cheap impostor Doug, I made many movies, was a teen-age heart-throb and was on T.V. many, many times.

MONSTER ON CAMPUS

This film is where I get a good start. I prove myself as leading man material and I hunt kill a monster!

SUSAN SLADE

I made a lot of movies with Connie Stevens! this is one of them!

PALM SPRINGS WEEKEND

I'm singing, I'm dancing , I lov'in! I got it all as America's favorite teenager...

COME SPY WITHE ME

Now that I was a house-hold name, I got to cash in on crazes...Like James Bond!

A SUMMER PLACE

This has Sandra Dee in it. That's important for later on here.

PARRISH

I try to do serious stuff to break into that "A" list.

A DISTANT TRUMPET

Time for me to get DRAMATIC! This was almost like the 60's "Young Guns".

MY BLOOD RUNS COLD

Continuing to play serious parts in films about re-incarnation, I also got a drug addiction from Joey Heatherton

THOSE FANTASTIC FLYING FOOLS!

It's "Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines" meets "It's A Mad, Mad, Ma, Mad World" meets "Around The World In Eighty Days" only with a smaller budget...

THE PHANTOM GUNSLINGER

Westerns are always fun to play. I really like this drawing of myself here.

DOUG: I like the bullet hole in your head!

GODFATHER PART II

It's a stretch, but I'm in it! I even used my real name for the character! Merle Johnson! Are you in a Godfather Movie, Doug?

DOUG: NO! But I got to travel though time, with is much better than having a bit part in a sequel! I was a leading man through the 70's. Sound like you got reduced to bit parts...

SEIZURE

I was smoking pot everyday, taking cocaine and amphetamines along with pain killers and booze. That's my excuse for this one...

BORN TO KILL (A.K.A. COCK-FIGHTER)

This was a fun one with Warren Oates. He likes to drive around cutting people's head's off with an axe. He didn't touch my wonderful hair, though!

CRY BABY

I'm only in this because John Waters wanted me to "go back to his room with him". I play Hatchet's dad. But either way, it was fun to re-live those glory days when I was on the cover of all the teen magazines! I felt bad at the time as I told the star, Johnny Depp, that he should get out now and that he was never going t make it big in sho-biz. I don't know what ever became of him. I can't imagine he's made it bigger than me...

GREASE

DOUG: Hey! You are not in this!

TROY: No, but my name gets mentioned in the "Sandra Dee" song...Told you that would come in handy later!

DOUG: Now you are stretching! I knew when to quit. Did you?

LOW BLOW

I get to work with Cameron Mitchell! C'Mon! There I am in the top shatter area!

LOW BLOW (Version 2)

NOBODY is that well built in this movie. But there is a truck...

HOLLYWOOD COP

Cameron Mitchell again!

DOUG: The trick is to AVOID working with Cameron Mitchell. You did it twice.

TROY: Well, I did many bits in direct to video movies until I died in 2001 of a severe heart attack.

DOUG: Great. We're both dead. And so is Phil Hartman, the guy who voiced Troy McClure.

Well. There you have it. Who is the winner of the MOVIE POSTER FRIDAY battle? Is it Doug McClure? Is it Troy Donahue?

Who is the inspiration behind The Simpson's Troy McClure? YOU DECIDE!

Why I Hate People #35

2008-04-24T17:37:43Z

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/22/whitler122.xml

Why I Hate People #34

2008-04-24T17:23:55Z

http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20030123/1936201.shtml

The lawyers who are jerks just make it impossible for anyone to do anything anymore. (I know some people who are Lawyers and are nice and would not pull a stunt like this.)

I Can't Sleep Again.

2008-04-24T07:29:40Z

So I made a movie because of Coburnsteeth and his damned peer pressure. I hope you like it!

http://www.dvolver.com/live/movies-142266

It's About Time!

2008-04-23T13:33:53Z

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080418/film_nm/soultrain_dc

Lord knows that if ANY T.V. show deserved the movie treatment, it was SOUL TRAIN! (I can see the CGI train chugging along now!)

A Million Bucks?

2008-04-22T16:51:10Z

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080421/lf_afp/usrightsanimalsoffbeat_080421182825

No thanks. I'll take the real thing. I have no problem with people being vegetarians. I wish the more militant ones would have no problems with me.

Bonus: 10 PETA judges? That's great. People who know nothing about the real meat will judge it. And I wonder how many extra animals will be killed by people trying to get the million dollars?

They'll have to pry that fried chicken and steak from MY COLD DEAD HANDS!

(Yes, I'm not in a good mood today.)

I thought it was funny.

2008-04-22T00:34:36Z

Blame Eric. He triggered this rampage in my brain! Because he listened to another dude!

In Respose To Eric Coleman's Poll 1174694

2008-04-21T16:27:08Z

This is the Transporter Room Playset. You know why I like it?

It makes Captain Picard disappear.

http://www.thecaptainkirkpage.com/krkbest.html

wyngarde @ 2008-04-20T10:45:00

2008-04-20T15:46:46Z

Aw...This is so cute, I think I'm gonna be happy the rest of the day!

Frank Miller's Sin City Part 2!

2008-04-19T21:52:24Z

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1585694&vid=226465

Sorry, I meant "Will Eisner's The Spirit".

Not much difference, is there.

And I really had my hopes up for this one.

Quick! Before It's Gone!

2008-04-18T21:01:53Z

http://yojoe.com/magazine/2008/04/18_movie.shtml

Coburnsteeth had some joe costume pics, buit they got puled. I found new ones here.

Still lame. Minus Dennis Quaid, who looks like he's in the Army.

This Could Be Interesting...

2008-04-18T20:41:19Z

Wow. Pair-up I thought I'd never see.

Kinda How I Felt This Week...

2008-04-18T15:48:37Z

MOVIE POSTER FRIDAY!!!

2008-04-18T15:26:28Z

Hi! I'm Troy McClure!

You might remember me from sure classics as "Poster-rama" and "Dude, Where's Saul Bass?"

Today I'd like to take a look at my amazing movie career. As you know, I've made millions of movies and T.V. shows as the person I am based on in real life...

I'M DOUG McCLURE! The REAL-LIFE person that this cartoon is based off. Since he's fictional, let's look at my movies and what has allowed Troy here to benefit from my career!

NOBODY'S PERFECT

But I sure as hell am. This was one of my first leading roles. A majority of my career was on T.V., as I was an 'A' list star for T.V. movies through the 70's.

BECAUSE THEY'RE YOUNG

I'm in this flick, but who the hell would give Dick Clark a leading role over me? Anyways, he plays a teacher helping troubled kids and then they play a ton of Rock N' Roll. Speaking of which...

THE LIVELY SET

They got singer Bobby Darin in it, but they make some one else sing his songs. That's me sitting in the car in an unsafe manner while Liberace drives away...

KING'S PIRATE

Aren't I dashing?

SHENANDOAH

Here I am with Jimmy Stewart. I've got an awesome "7 Brides For 7 Brothers" look and that's how I ended up in this movie. But the 70's would have me fighting a ton of monsters!

BARBARY COAST

Me and the Shat-Man had a western on T.V. We also had Richard Kiel join us! Me and Bill were so bad-ass, they had to suppress us after 13 episodes.

BEAU GESTE

This was a remake. That's me with the rifle!

THE PEOPLE THAT TIME FORGOT

Here I am beating a caveman with a rifle...

WARLORDS OF ATLANTIS

Fighting an octopus with a rifle...

??????

Not sure which H.G. Wells/E.R.B. flick this is, but I'm in it, as there's me using a rifle...

AT EARTH CORE

Here, I forget the rifle and just use a large nuclear drill and wipe out a civilization!

LAND THAT TIME FORGOT

This time, instead of People, Time forgets a whole chunk of land!

LAND THAT TIME FORGOT (Foreign)

Same thing, but from the other side...

HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP

All the strange creature movies I made were PG. This one was a hard "R". It's "Creature From The Black Lagoon" meets "I Spit On Your Grave". I take a lots of these things out with a shot-gun!

HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP (UK Version)

In England, it's called "Monster" for what ever reason. There's a scene with a guy getting his head ripped off that was in the original theatrical release, but is now missing on all home video versions except in Japan.

THE HOUSE WHERE EVIL DWELLS

I pass the baton of being kick-ass to Edward Albert, not to be confused with Eddie Albert, but they are related. Here, we get possessed by ghost and fight. I get cut in half.

FIREBIRD 2015 A.D.

The end of an era. The world got serious and stopped enjoying kick ass adventure. So, I hunkered down in my 50's and took on awesome guest roles on T.V. and great cameos in movies. It sucks because I died of lung cancer at age 59. But my legacy lives on. Here's a great memory:

CLINT EASTWOOD!

Here I am beating up Clint Eastwood. we had a few drinks and then we...

"STOP THIS!"

"I'm TROY DONAHUE and I've had enough of this! I'm calling you out Doug McClure! I'm the REAL one they based Troy McClure on! next week, I'm gonna kick your ass with my poster layout!"

Looks like there's a fight a brew'in in the land of Movie Poster Friday! Tune in next week to see if Troy Donahue can beat Doug McClure!

Hey! This Sucks!

2008-04-17T06:51:27Z

Remember when we saw the pics of Snake-Eyes for the G.I. Joe flick? And we were getting cautiously optimistic? Because it looked right, despite the molded foam rubber?

Well don't worry! They same producers that brought you Transformers are still doing their best to make the worst movie possible! Here is Scarlett:

Not the kick ass crossbow? And the future military fatigues? Well check out the movie version:

http://www.joblo.com/excl-gi-joes-scarlett

You decide: Left over Batman costume pieces or what was supposed to be The Baroness's costume?

Thank goodness! I thought they were going to try and make a good movie here.

Why not Viggo Mortensen as Duke, Monica Bellucchi as Baroness, and Jennifer "man-hands" Garner as Scarlett as some have suggested?

HEY! JYPSY27!

2008-04-16T19:58:22Z

HEY! QOB!

2008-04-16T19:57:59Z

Here's to the secret handshake!