wyngarde (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} wyngarde) wrote,@ 2008-05-02 09:08:00 |
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MOVIE POSTER FRIDAY!!!
SPECIAL NINTENDO EDITION!
MEGA-MAN
This cover was not good. The game is amazing and set trends for the NES. But the cover was bad. Even laughable to a point for what this game was really like. It should have looked like this:
MEGA-MAN
I have no idea where this cam from. Found it by accident. But it's wicked. And it represents the game very well.
But there were other games that had covers that stunk. They may have had great games contained in them...
COLOR A DINOSAUR
The coloring book was not enough. The modern kid needed the precision of the NES controller to color detailed pictures. I'll bet people working at the store kept getting asked, "What is this game about?".
ARCTIC PENGUIN & SEAL ADVENTURE
What's that penguin going to do with that diamond? Why does the walrus looking seal want it? Did the seal steal the club from a fur trader? So many questions!
BEE 52
Well, it comes with a free poster! It's gotta be good!
DONKEY KONG JR's MATH
How many Grandma's bought this. How many sad children were their Christmas morning. How many I ask you?
10 Yard Fight
Is it just me, or does it look like you have to run around and catch turds?
BABY BOOMER
"Best rated light gun game". With a baby. Fun Fact: This game sells for over 100 bucks. This is also the only game that says, "Don't Shoot The Nuggets!"
WEREWOLF: THE LAST WARRIOR
Horrifying bright yellow! The artist ran out of time and said, "I know! He'll bust out of the package and I won't have to draw a background!"
DRAGON FIGHTER
This was the last picture taken of the Dragon Fighter.
A BOY AND HIS BLOB
Give the blob jelly beans and he turns into many things. And judging by the kids face, the umbrella is not working. This game is as frustrating as "Raiders Of The Lost Ark" is for the ATARI 2600.
CAPTAIN SKYHAWK
Is that a badly drawn Tie-Fighter in the corner?
ANTICIPATION
Will it be a game with playing, let alone dropping 50 bucks for it? the ANTICIPATION is to great! And the girl in the center is about to do the "5 dollar foot long" thing.
THE ADVENTURES OF GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
While Gilligan's distracted, is the Skipper signing for you to pass a joint or drop your pants?
BLACKJACK
Which do I comment on: The woman with a water fountain coming out of her head, the Sheik and the houseboy having a moment or the cowboy who had a stroke?
BAD STREET BRAWLER
Being beaten by a guy wearing a golden vest and shorts must be humiliating...
DEATHBOTS
You know the game is no where as wicked as this cover.
ZOMBIE NATION
As well as this game, too...
BANANA PRINCE
The blond haired girl knows why this game it called "Banana Prince"
DAY DREAM'IN DAVEY
YAAAAAAAAAAAY! I'm Special!
BIBLE ADVENTURES
And lo, Moses dropped a boat on his foe and allowed a midget to whip him.
BIBLE BUFFET
When I think about God and religion, food running around is what comes to mind. Especially those from Fast Food land. Why was this not covered in "The 10 Commandments"?
CHEETAH MEN 2
They're back! And you didn't even know they were here in the first place! And this is why Andrew Lloyd Webber is not allowed to make video games.
AMAGON
I don't even know where to begin on this one.
S.C.A.T.
You know you have a good idea what the game will be like when it's called "Scat"...
COWBOY KID
Their love broke many of the rules of the old west. For use with the power glove.
BUBBLE BATH BABES
Games like these build that "hand/eye" co-ordination.
Fun Fact: This game sold for over 500 dollars on Ebay. It was also re-released as "Mermaids Of Atlantis" with bras added.
There you have it.
Now go see "Iron Man".
And catch "Possible Oscar's" show this weekend.
And see "Iron Man" again.
SPECIAL NINTENDO EDITION!
MEGA-MAN
This cover was not good. The game is amazing and set trends for the NES. But the cover was bad. Even laughable to a point for what this game was really like. It should have looked like this:
MEGA-MAN
I have no idea where this cam from. Found it by accident. But it's wicked. And it represents the game very well.
But there were other games that had covers that stunk. They may have had great games contained in them...
COLOR A DINOSAUR
The coloring book was not enough. The modern kid needed the precision of the NES controller to color detailed pictures. I'll bet people working at the store kept getting asked, "What is this game about?".
ARCTIC PENGUIN & SEAL ADVENTURE
What's that penguin going to do with that diamond? Why does the walrus looking seal want it? Did the seal steal the club from a fur trader? So many questions!
BEE 52
Well, it comes with a free poster! It's gotta be good!
DONKEY KONG JR's MATH
How many Grandma's bought this. How many sad children were their Christmas morning. How many I ask you?
10 Yard Fight
Is it just me, or does it look like you have to run around and catch turds?
BABY BOOMER
"Best rated light gun game". With a baby. Fun Fact: This game sells for over 100 bucks. This is also the only game that says, "Don't Shoot The Nuggets!"
WEREWOLF: THE LAST WARRIOR
Horrifying bright yellow! The artist ran out of time and said, "I know! He'll bust out of the package and I won't have to draw a background!"
DRAGON FIGHTER
This was the last picture taken of the Dragon Fighter.
A BOY AND HIS BLOB
Give the blob jelly beans and he turns into many things. And judging by the kids face, the umbrella is not working. This game is as frustrating as "Raiders Of The Lost Ark" is for the ATARI 2600.
CAPTAIN SKYHAWK
Is that a badly drawn Tie-Fighter in the corner?
ANTICIPATION
Will it be a game with playing, let alone dropping 50 bucks for it? the ANTICIPATION is to great! And the girl in the center is about to do the "5 dollar foot long" thing.
THE ADVENTURES OF GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
While Gilligan's distracted, is the Skipper signing for you to pass a joint or drop your pants?
BLACKJACK
Which do I comment on: The woman with a water fountain coming out of her head, the Sheik and the houseboy having a moment or the cowboy who had a stroke?
BAD STREET BRAWLER
Being beaten by a guy wearing a golden vest and shorts must be humiliating...
DEATHBOTS
You know the game is no where as wicked as this cover.
ZOMBIE NATION
As well as this game, too...
BANANA PRINCE
The blond haired girl knows why this game it called "Banana Prince"
DAY DREAM'IN DAVEY
YAAAAAAAAAAAY! I'm Special!
BIBLE ADVENTURES
And lo, Moses dropped a boat on his foe and allowed a midget to whip him.
BIBLE BUFFET
When I think about God and religion, food running around is what comes to mind. Especially those from Fast Food land. Why was this not covered in "The 10 Commandments"?
CHEETAH MEN 2
They're back! And you didn't even know they were here in the first place! And this is why Andrew Lloyd Webber is not allowed to make video games.
AMAGON
I don't even know where to begin on this one.
S.C.A.T.
You know you have a good idea what the game will be like when it's called "Scat"...
COWBOY KID
Their love broke many of the rules of the old west. For use with the power glove.
BUBBLE BATH BABES
Games like these build that "hand/eye" co-ordination.
Fun Fact: This game sold for over 500 dollars on Ebay. It was also re-released as "Mermaids Of Atlantis" with bras added.
There you have it.
Now go see "Iron Man".
And catch "Possible Oscar's" show this weekend.
And see "Iron Man" again.
