| Stand By For Ulcers! |
[Jun. 12th, 2009|01:24 am] |
Questionable Work-Safe Words Spoken Here...
Suddenly, Jar-Jar Binks seems pretty cool...
EDIT: The little pile of CGI trash is named "Wheelie". Anyone who knows anything about Transformers knows that Wheelie is an Autobot. But it appears he's a Decepticon. After all, Bay cannot be bothered with such details! |
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[Jun. 4th, 2009|02:07 pm] |
Even he knows to do the kick ass drum bit! |
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| UP! The latest in these rotten remakes! |
[May. 29th, 2009|03:18 am] |
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In 1976, Russ Meyers, boobie movie king, made a movie called "Up". It had many naked, large breasted women, Hitler, psycho lumberjacks and a horny sheriff. Here's the proof:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075376/
Pixar has remade this movie, "Up" and it opens today. I watched it and I have to say it's the worst remake I've ever seen. Compare:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1049413/
It's a story of and old man and a house that he zooms around in. There is not one large breated woman in the film and they've completely removed Hitler. What the hell?
You got a heartwarming story about a man trying to fullfill a wish to his late wife and an amazing adventure that follows. It's got lots of twists and it's good, low key humor and the action is great. Great voice performances and once again, Pixar moves to new territory to prove they can keep making original films that are amazing to watch. This one has much more of a love story with a fresh twist to it that Pixar's ever done before. Sure, Pixar made another great movie, but why call it "UP" if they aren't even going to follow the original?
So until a proper remake of "Up" is made, I'm going to have to boycott Pixar! But be your own judge! Go see Pixar's loosley based "UP" and decide for yourself!
Screw spelling. It's 3 AM. |
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| Forgotten! |
[May. 18th, 2009|11:35 am] |
With the new and awesome Star Trek movie, I'm shocked that many people have forgotten this song:
Learn it and sing it the next time you watch Star Trek! |
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| Thanks To Joyful... |
[May. 18th, 2009|10:50 am] |
You laugh now...But it will happen with Lorenzo Di Ventura controlling the Hasbro properties...
But I really can't wait for "My Little Pony vs. Care Bears" |
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| The Time Has Come! |
[May. 13th, 2009|08:39 pm] |
A long time ago, Sean Connery was in the movie, "The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen"
Or "LXG" for you hip kids..
The reaction was a mixed one...But I found a way to unite us all! I vowed to start...
"THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY CONNERIES"
ANYONE can join, but here are the rule:
1. Only 1 Connery per person and no one can have the same Conneries.
2. Once a Connery has been claimed, no one else can have it. Once all of Connery's movies have been taken, the League will be full. Enteries will open again should a) Connery make another movie or b) Some one denounces their Connery.
3. To be an official member you must put your head on Sean Connery's body from that movie and declare yourself to be that Connery, as seen in my example.
4. Each Bond movie counts as a separate Connery. But the pic had better be good. Same goes for Highlander and any other movie Connery plays the same character.
5. Include a Connery quote, if possible.
5. Good Luck and be creative!
( This is my Connery choice! ) |
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| BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL! |
[May. 13th, 2009|01:48 pm] |
THIS SOUNDS LIKE CRAAAAAAAP!
Warner Bros. sees the big-screen version as a gritty fantasy and reimagines Prince Adam as a soldier who sets off to find his destiny, happening upon the magical world of Eternia. There, Skeletor has raised a technological army and is bent on eradicating magic.
Not even the most powerful man in the universe can stop marketing! |
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| Monday Morning Safety Time!!! |
[May. 4th, 2009|01:27 am] |
Now we head to Canada! Yes, they have jobs too. And where there's jobs, there's DANGER! Note that these are much more guilt tripped than your standard Sid Davis production. The non-hurt people are really made to feel like crap.
As they should be.
The last part is radio commercials, so no, you did not go blind.
Have a great work week! |
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| Funny Headline: |
[Apr. 27th, 2009|01:51 am] |
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"Obama's first 100 days and Bea Arthur dies" |
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| Monday Morning Safety Time!!! |
[Apr. 27th, 2009|01:41 am] |
Once again it's time to make the work place a fun place and an effective place. For you men on the job this week, you may encounter what's known as a woman...How will you deal with her? What will you do? Will you follow Brad's example? Or learn something from his Satan looking boss? It's true that the 'Woman' is appearing more and more in the work place. So be prepared!
As for you women, please get off computer.
(If you don't know I'm joking...) |
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| Monday Morning Saftey Time |
[Apr. 20th, 2009|01:46 am] |
Good morning! Are you ready for the work week? Here's a safety video to help make sure that you will make it to Friday in one piece. This week we will look at Forklift safety. A word of warning: No, you are not having trouble understanding the English language, it's all in German. But it's the pictures that help out. Please pay attention! Your work safety depends on the decision you make!
Still interested in becoming a fork lift driver? Get your certifitcate here:
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| Shake Hands With Danger? |
[Apr. 9th, 2009|11:44 pm] |
As you may or may not know, I love educational films. This one blew me away:
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